What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun